Do the Bartman

"No one is interested in my underpants".
Oh no, before you exercise the dirty side of your brains, let me dissappoint you by telling you that these are not my words but those of the good ol' prankster, The Bartman or Bart Simpson.
I simply love that kid. He'll give you his 'no nonsense' humor right in your face. So here some more of his all famous chalkboard writings that I just can't miss during the titles:

"I will not spank others"
"I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty"
"This punishment is not boring and pointless"
"I will not bury the new kid"
"A burp is not an answer" (My all time favourite, I must say)
"My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man"
"The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan". "
"I will not Xerox my butt"
"I will not belch the National Anthem"
"I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment"
"I will not torment the emotionally frail"

And lastly, but certainly not leastly "I will not do anything bad ever again"

Now you know why this brat just cracks me up!